BREAKING BAD, but with a plot twist...
W.W - "JESSE!!! WE NEED TO COOK!" Jesse - "Mista White i cant, i have "plans.."
W.W - "i watched Jane die"
Jesse - ":0"
W.W - "I also killed Gus Fring, so be happy. Jane could've killed you and make your life worse than it is so i helped you"
Jesse - "Oh, i didn't realize Mista White but i'm still depressed and shit so that didn't help"
W.W - "Jesse, i'm gonna let you off the hook for a couple days so feel better ;)"
Jesse - "Thank you mista white"
W.W - "Anyway what were your plans for the day?"
Jesse - "um nothing.."
W.W - "Jesse"
Jesse - ...
W.W - "JESSE!"
Jesse - "I was gonna.. um.. jerk.. off..."
(Gunshots*)
W.W - "I was actually going to do the same thing, oh well"
Jesse - "(Dead)"
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